AYAdik: Archive

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

62,762 notes

Menu

Customer: Waiter, pwede mangayo ug brochure?

Waiter: Aw unsa imo orderon, sir? Bra?

Feb 21st

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Dughan

Friend1: Haay.
Friend2: Unsay problema?
Friend1: Sakit akong dughan. :(
Friend2: Basin naay atuli.

Feb 21st

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Falls [100th POST]

Papaju: Unsay tawag sa Falls nga walay tubig?
Papa Marco: Unsa man?
Papaju: Falls Alarm!
Papa Marco: Unya kung naay tubig, unsa may tawag?
Papaju: Unsa man?
Papa Marco: True!

Feb 20th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 16th

Spicy

: Nag-sige ug picture si Girl. Gihungitan ug kaon ni Guy.
Girl: Halanga ani ui! Hoooooooh! Hooooooooh! TUBIG!!
Guy: Halang diay? Sige sunod, dili na nako butangan ug sili.

Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 12th

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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It hurts to be wise.

Wisdom tooth : Something worse than PMS. ><

Feb 10th

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Rain falls.

I’ve got this feeling I need to go somewhere… Somewhere I can find peace… THAT kind of peace. I’m not referring to Never Land this time. I just want to go somewhere. Just somewhere. Even if it means I’m going by myself. And when I had my mind set up to where I’m going to go, rain falls. … I will still go.. Maybe not this time.. Maybe on some other day.. Or some other night.. And...

Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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Akong gugma para nimo murag mubo nga buhok.. DI...

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Teeth

inday1: (ni chat sa amerikano) hi
inday2: nawa mo baws mana ug hello
amerikano: hello beautiful, can i see your tits?
inday1: biliba gyud nimo day oi, kabalo man ka mo ingon sya ug hello, nya ingon pa jud gwapa ko, pero usa maning tits day?
inday2: ai mo tan.aw daw sya sa imong ngipon, bogo.a sad anang amerikanoha oie..di kabalo mo spelling. Plural na gani nang tit butangan pa jud og s.

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sayo...

aygpadagud: - Bob Ong

Feb 7th

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Linog

Papaju: Naabot ang linog diha?

Caller: Ou, abot kaayo. Pero kajut ra nuon kay nagpasiga dayon sa suga.

Feb 7th

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Please don't be in love with someone else :">:... →

im-in-between: Alam mo yung feeling na gustong gusto mo na magmove on pero hindi mo magawa dahil nahihirapan ka. Oo, nakapagdesisyon na ako na magmomove on na ‘ko. Oo, paulit ulit ko nang sinasabi na gagawin ko ito. Pero ni isa sa mga sinabi ko, wala akong nagawa. Hindi ko man lang matulungan yung sarili ko…

Feb 7th

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Thank You, Lord God, for keeping us safe.

Dili na unta mag`linog balik. >< No more earthquake, please. So traumatic. >< Thank You jud kaau, Lord, as in!

Feb 6th

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